MAKES TEA WITHOUT SUPERVISION!
Training officer, Simon Mason, who is employed by Dairy Crest plc is
alleged to have made a cup of tea without supervision on Monday 7th
January 2002!
SHOCKED AND STUNNED
The whole world was totally 'shocked and stunned' to hear of this disgraceful allegation. Mr Mason, who prides himself on his resourcefulness and ability to 'dodge' tea making at all costs, was unavailable for comment last night. An insider has told this Web Site that Mr Mason has gone into hiding since the world first heard of this sickening allegation. It is now feared that Simon Mason may never make another cup of tea in his whole life if he can not be found very soon! He is believed to be hiding in the Darjeeling area...
Simon! I told you I would Tell The World but, you wouldn't believe me would you?
GOTCHA!
You have been 'Named and Shamed' by one of your colleagues for the whole world to see! You're a Bad Man Mr Mason! A very, VERY BAD MAN!
Shame on you Mr Mason!
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